Living on Earth is expensive,

but it does include a free trip                           

around the sun every year.

 

How long a minute is

depends on what side of the                            

bathroom door you're on.

 

Birthdays are good for you;

the more you have,                                           

the longer you live.

 

Happiness comes through doors you                       

didn't even know you left open.                      

 

Ever notice that the people who are late

are often much jollier                                                                 

than the people who have to wait for them?

 

Most of us go to our grave                          

with our music still inside of us.

 

If Walmart is lowering prices every day,                 

how come nothing is free yet?

 

You may be only one person in the world,

but you may also be the world to one person.            

 

Some mistakes are too much fun

to only make once.                                                     

Don't cry because it's over;

smile because it happened.

 

We could learn a lot from crayons:

some are sharp, some are pretty,

some are dull, some have weird names,               

and all are different colors....but

they all exist very nicely in the same box.

 

A truly happy person is one who

can enjoy the scenery on a detour.                   

 

Have an awesome day, and

know that someone

who thinks you're great

has thought about you today!..                                      

"And that person was me.".....

Please don't keep this message

to yourself.....send it to all those

who mean so much to you.... "NOW"..